Pvt. Beebles, she always gets her claws stuck on the couch.
Pvt. Beebles, sometimes she acts like Oscar the grouch.
She likes to bite
She likes to claw
She likes to bat you
with her paw.
Shhhhheeeee's Private Beebles!

- from out takes of the ongoing project of a jingle for the new doll of her likeness.

This morning Pvt. Beebles had a dream about clouds raining explosively, sort of like huge farts from the sky. Then she waited by the bathroom door for it to open. The toilet flushed and big feet walked by, and she walked in quickly to avoid being batted by a towel. She looked in the toilet while the water rose back up to it's normal level. She saw her face reflected. It was a pensive moment.

"Meow love meow looking at meow-self."