Today I meow snuck meow outside. But Teben shined his hiney at me and scared me back inside.

Pvt. Beebles loves water, cold, ice cold and splashing into her bowl.

As she puts it, "Meow love meow water!"

Pvt. Beebles: Meow wish meow wasn't on diet meow.

Sarge: Atten-shun!

Pvt. Beebles: Yes, sir! Yo!

Private Beebles reporting for duty, sir, Yo!