Meow like eating mice that meow come in from under meow fridge. Meow eat their head and leave meow body for Jules to pick up meow.

Meow am meow baaaad cat meow. Meow took a piece of meow chicken off meow counter and meow ate it like a meow tiiiger meow.

Meow don't like meow sleeping meow cat. Meow sleeping cat is meow stiff meow. Like ice cube meow.

meow new favorite dish is meow ham meow.

i love ham-meow. meow call it ham-mew. meow want to be mc ham-meow.

meow don't like ham when it gets meow slimy meow.

meow also like tuna juice meow.

meow love meow sitting in meow sun meow.

oh! and meow love meow trailer meow.

Meow don't like meow room. It's meow hot and I meow smell meow other cats meow. Don't meow like them.

Meow have to stay in meow small room meow. They meow close me in all meow the time. There's another meow cat named meow Jack and he's meow stupid meow.